The Rebellious Teen (Im)Purity Test
100 questions. Add up your "yes"
Scoring is at the end of the test.

Sex
Have you ever made out with the opposite sex?: yes.
The same sex?: yes.
Someone you weren't in a relationship with?: yes.
Have you done anything that qualifies as 'almost sex'?: yes.
Have you lost your virginity?: yes.
To both genders?: yes.
Had sex in a public place?: technically,no.
Have you cheated on someone?: no.
Been cheated with?: yes.
Looked at/bought/DL'd/watched porn? (You cheesy bastard.): yes.
Do you take birth control/carry condoms around?: yes.
TOTAL:10

Drugs
Have you smoked cigarettes more than once?: yah.
Used weed or other natural substances, like shrooms or salvia?: yes.
Used hard drugs? (Idiot.): like?
Used needle drugs or inhalants? (Bigger idiot.): i fucked around with that air duster shit like 3 times.does that count? but needles?NO FUCKING WAY.
Used prescription pills to get high?: no.
Bought drugs?: yes.
Sold drugs?: not on a regular basis or anything.but yes, i have.
Introduced someone else to their first drug?: no.
Overdosed?: no.
Been in rehab or in trouble with the law for drugs?: nope.
TOTAL: 5

And...Rock N' Roll
Do you listen to hard rock, metal, punk, grunge or hardcore gangster rap?: yes.
Have you been to a real rock/metal/punk concert?: yes.
Have you moshed, headbanged, or slam-danced, or do you often?: headbanged,yes.slam-danced,no. moshed, once or twice. so yes overall.
Are you or have you been in a rock/metal/punk band?:  no.
Have you had complaints from neighbours for loud music?: no.
Do you rave, or have you been to one?: no.
Does your music typically contain screaming or lots of profanity?: yeah sometimes.depends on what im listening to.
Does your music typically talk about anarchy, crime, suicide or drugs?: some of it.
TOTAL: 5

Smashed
Have you drank hard alcohol?: yes.
Do you drink often?: not that often.
Have you taken shots?: yes.
Have you thrown up from drinking?: twice.
Have you passed out?: once.
Have you played drinking games?: yes.
Was your first real drink before the age of 15?: yes.
Have you woken up not remembering the night before?: yes.
Have you done anything sexual while drunk that you wouldn't have sober?: probably!
Have you ever paid a stranger to buy you booze?: no.
TOTAL: 8

Five-Finger Discounts & Mailbox Baseball
Have you shoplifted?: yes.
Have you gone joyriding or broken into someone's house?: no.
Used a fake ID?: no.
Have you done real graffiti (other than bathroom stall notes)?: no.
any other kind of vandalism, like mailbox baseball or breaking a window?: no.
Been naked or drunk (or both at once) in public?: yes.
Are you/have you been in a street gang?: no.
Packed a weapon?: no.
Caused a fire, car accident, or other dangerous situation?: no,nothing serious.
Ever been arrested?: no.
TOTAL:  2

A Disruption to Other Students
Have you failed a class?: yes.
Been suspended?: in school suspension.
Been expelled?: no.
Cut class?: yes.
Cussed out a teacher, humiliated/pranked them, or vandalised their stuff?: no
Stolen from someone's locker, or put something nasty in it?: no.
Held or participated in a protest at school?: no.
Got into a fight at school?: yes.
Done drugs at school?: yes.
Deliberately offended or humiliated the principal?: no.
TOTAL: 5

She's Got A Septum Ring and Green Liberty Spikes
Have you gotten piercings in places other than the ears?: not yet.
Have you dyed your hair unnatural or unusual colours?: no.
Have you gotten any tattoos?: not yet.
Have you ever had a mohawk, dreads, liberty spikes, or other odd hairdos?: no.
Have you ever cut your own hair or shaved your head?: yes.
Do you wear dark or unusual makeup? (or any makeup, if you're male): yes.
Do you wear any unusual accessories (like bunny ears, fangs, armwarmers)?: yes.
Do you ever dress slutty, gothy, punk, raver, gangsta, artsy, hippie, etc.?: i have before i guess.Do you usually sag your pants, wear chains or spikes, or wear all black?: i do wear a lot of black.
Do you like to make or modify your own clothing?: no.
Do you break the school dress code often?: as far as wearing spaghetti strap tank tops or whatever, yes. of course its NOT THAT BIG A DEAL.

TOTAL: 6

Shit Happens
Have you ever been in juvy or prison?: no.
Have you been the victim of a violent crime?: no.
Have you committed a violent crime?: basically just fighting.but thats a two-way street, and it wasnt serious.
Have you ever almost died?: yes!
Do you have any mental illnesses?: so i've been told.
Is your family a dysfunctional mess?: not really.
Have you attempted suicide?: yes.
Have you ever self-mutilated or had an eating disorder?: yes.
Have you ever had a substance habit?: no.
TOTAL:  4

We're Very Disappointed In You, Son
Ever snuck out of the house or snuck someone in?: yes.
Ever had a party while your parents were out?: yes.
Ever steal from your parents?: i have, but paid it back.
Ever crash your parents' car?: no!
Run away?: no.
Been grounded for a month or more?: no.
Been caught by your parents in the act of doing something illegal?: no thank god.
Been caught by your parents while doing anything intimate with someone?: just kissing.
Had a parent say you couldn't hang out with a certain person?: yep.
Had a parent toss (search) your room/backpack/car?: yes! bastards.
TOTAL: 5

Amateur Jackass
Ever skinnydipped?: no.
Set something large on fire?: yes.
Stapled yourself?: no.
Jumped into water with all your clothes on?: yes.
Played a well-planned, huge, public practical joke on someone? haha yes.
Ridden or raced in shopping carts?: yes!
Streaked?  no
Danced on a table Coyote Ugly style?: no.
Stayed up for two or more nights in a row on purpose?: yes.
Set off illegal fireworks?: yes.
Made mass amounts of prank calls at once?: yes
TOTAL: 7

Find your score:
0% - 10%: Impossible. I'm surprised you're even old enough to read this.
11% - 20%: Pretty damn innocent. I say you need more internet exposure.
21% - 30%: Pretty sheltered...you go to church, right?
31% - 40%: OK, this is acceptable - you might still be young. Go party.
41% - 50%: You've played it a little safe, but still have a lot of fun.
51% - 60% - There we go, you're the average rebellious teen.
61% - 70%: You can party. Either that, or you just have lots of problems.
71% - 80%: You're experienced in the art of rebelling, that's for sure.
81% - 90%: Damn, you might actually wanna slow down...
91% - 100%: How on earth are you still alive? You've actually done it all.

Your score?: 57